GOOOOOD MORNING YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKWADANONS!
JOINT DOJ/FBI ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING? WILL THEY TELL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SOMETHING REAL?! OR WILL THEY PLAY IT LIKE JAMES THE FUCKING WEASEL COMEY FROM 2k16 AND JUST FUCK THIS ALL UP?!
FIND OUT SOON, ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF, THE PLOT IS FUCKING THICKENING