Campaign LARP is winding down.
Fonzie ran out of material!
WAR approaches.
Covid is real.
Stop with the conspiracy theories. It's dangerous.
I've been sick for 12 days now.
Coughing nonstop, fever for several days.
My breathing is so labored that I can't dilate or do hot yoga.
People are dying.
This misinformation must stop before it kills us all.
My foreskin can house 11 average sized Puerto Ricans.
Will they have Pumpkin Spice Lattes at the FEMA Camps?
Asking for my wife's boyfriend.