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Jack Dorsey Hires Homeless Man Off Streets Of San Francisco To Fill In For Him At Hearings

Jack Dorsey was summoned to the Senate's hearing on Big Tech today, but he was tripping on acid with the spider-monkeys off the southern coast of St. Bart's, so he quickly called up his office and had his people hire a homeless man hanging out in front of Twitter's headquarters to fill in for him.

The hobo was holding up a sign reading "Will Go to Senate Hearing for Crack," and Dorsey's assistants quickly hired him for the hearing.

"Yeah, uh, censorship, I like that. That's good stuff," said the hobo to the confused panel. "The apocalypse is coming, man. The signs are all around us!"

"Sorry, Mr., uh, Dorsey, we were expecting a professional-looking CEO, but you're clearly just a hobo off the streets of San Francisco," said Senator Mike Lee. "Couldn't you at least have taken a shower before talking to the United States Senate?"

"Hey, bro, chill out," the hobo responded. "Don't harsh my mellow, man. I'm doing this for a couple bags of blow and a $20, man. You suck!"

For his part, Mark Zuckerberg programmed a lookalike android to testify.

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>>11342324

>waRHair…mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1jeGnWeMCc

Former military intelligence operative from Romania blows the whistle on a massive identity theft that can influence the 2020 elections in US

>>11342496

>https://www.surfacemag.com/articles/larry-silverstein-world-trade-center/

Silverstein playing the piano in his 7 World Trade Center office.

>>11342594

Jill Biden who is Beau Biden’s stepmother has written a book named “Don’t Forget, God Bless Our Troops” through Natalie’s eyes. It is a children’s book which was published in 2012. The book is about Natalie’s father Beau Biden’s time, fighting in Iraq. The book is available in the market as well as online stores like Amazon.

>>11342630

>Is it possible she isn't theirs?

Do we have her date of birth or is that still unconfirmed?

Natalie Biden Is a Fashion Icon and an Animal Lover

Natalie Biden is mesmerizingly beautiful. The gorgeous American beauty loves stepping out in a cool avatar. Natalie Biden makes heads turn with her looks as well as style. The beautiful blonde loves wearing dresses and high fashion shoes.

Beau Biden tweeted a picture with Natalie, Hunter and Hallie Biden. The image had a special new member of the family, the family’s new dog Indi. Indi is a rescued dog who was initially named Peggy by the Biden family. The children love Indi. The Biden family encountered the adorable dog during their annual Thanksgiving pilgrimage to Nantucket.

In December 2014 the president of the shelter Nantucket Safe Harbor for Animals where Indi was living, Pam Murphy, posted pictures to Facebook of Indi boarding Air Force 2. Natalie Biden seemed very happy.

>>11342776

>they pissed their dough just got locked

>>11342796

When was she born?

Do you have her birthday (1)?

>>11342849

I really like how you use double spacing, it's super cute.

So you have no idea when she was born either. It's really weird, almost like we should look into it more.

cause of the flak and all

>>11342866

>there is something vastly more horrific about the Thing that posts this contextless gore

>>11342877

What do you think of Hunter's laptop and the picture on it?

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