[Insert Riddle #1]

[Insert Riddle #2]

[Insert link to pointless article]

[Insert Riddle #3]

[Insert Riddle #4]

[Insert link to pointless tweet]

[Insert false prophecy]

[Insert cheerleader bullshit]

Don't believe everything you read.

Use discernment.

Watch the Water.

Think Mirror.

Soon.

This is not a drill.

Boom.

Let's see what happens.