Wow, I went to breakfast, came back and last bread still isn't finished. Hurry up you faggots!
… and so it began when middle Earth was new, that the races of man were still new.
The Elves were given 3 laptops.
The Dwarven Lords were given 7 laptops.
And because of their lust for power, Mankind was given nine, nine laptops.
But they were all deceived, for there was another laptop created…