Two female Mormon missionaries came to my house in late March/early April.
I've never seen anything other than Mormon dudes with short sleeve shirts and ties. Have You?
Granted I live in a 97% + County, but…
They've been calling every 3 weeks or so.
Should I take the Mormon pill and marry 3-4 long skirt wearing virgins and impregnate each one every year.
….or is the Magic Underwear an uncrossable line?
Pro-Tip!
The man-made climate change frigid winter will keep riots to a minimum.
DARK WINTER, my dICK!