Certainly a pathetic & sad statement about victimhood as an image of choice.
I cook in a restaurant.
I cut and burn myself all the time.
I also farm.
I beat the shit out of my hands.
I have NEVER injured the second joint on the middle finger of my hand! Or my ring finger!
Thinking about it, these are some of the few places ON my hands that DON'T have callouses.
Suppose that would make a perfect place for voluntary injuries….
My point is, these are place that I guess I never use. So, if someone said, "Where do you want it?" it's not a bad choice for an injury.