Board starting to lag bigly!
FFS. CSS Virginia!
Show us them saggy funbags, you hosehound, or GTFO!
I ate 6 bean burritos last night.
They're gonna love me in the voting line!
Michael Keaton's doll hair plugs changed my mind.
I'm riding the JoePedo!
Natalie Biden's face is like a Jackson Pollock painting after visiting Unca Hunter.
Jack Handy