I assume a cat pissed on it.
>But after a long conversation on the phone with my wife’s boyfriend
Make some popcorn and watch the show. If you were in a theater during a tense part of the movie would you demand the projectionist stop the movie and explain WTF is happening?
Maybe try the jujubes.
FFS anons. At least go out fighting.. WTF? You call yourselves American's? Strap up and get in the fight.