>be me mid 20s democrat

>try to prove my virtuous ways by accessing the white house to egg marine one

>fail miserably

>watch david hogg on tv

>nooneisabiggercuckthanme.jpg

>decide to go meta and ensure gun control is enacted

>buy generic "assault rifle"

>purchase ammo

>attempt to locate a target for my rightious rampage

>cant find a good place to do it

>settle on wafflehouse

>arrive nearby and pump myself up enough to handle the trauma of firing a gun

>vietnamflashbacks.webm

>take aim

>close eyes and fire

>open eyes

>4 down

>not bad

>suddenly realize resuraunt wasnt only occupied by white supremacists

>get labeled a white supremacist

>wafflehouse massacre becomes beacon for defensive gun ownership

>gun sales high than time of obummer

>mfw I became the biggest white supremacist gun advocate