I'm going to quietly contact my local GOP and volunteer my services.

Am retired, have money and a lawyer, and some dirty tricks would be a fun hobby.

Nobody ever suspects boomers of anything, but they fucking SHOULD. We can get away with damn near anything.

Just tell me what needs doing.

Check out how much Amazon stock Jeff Bezos sold today

There will be MASSIVE insider stock dumps the rest of this week.

They know what a Biden presidency means.

They're selling out, and will no doubt be offshoring that money as fast as possible.

Holy fuck, Q, how much darker does this winter have to get?

You guys going to drag this out several more years?

And where do I volunteer to be on a Republican "dirty tricks" squad in my area?

The party is drowning in fucking goody-two-shoes church ladies.

I got time, I got money, and nobody would ever suspect me of anything in a million years.