Even so, it's still tits of GTFO!
Now that you mention it…
I just don't like being in the presence of people who speak like used car salesmen all the time.
And if you buy a years supplies of vitamins, I'll throw in this purdy little '75 Pinto Squire, with—now get this—only 64,000 ORIGINAL miles! Ignore the peeling vinyl roof, this little baby will go fast!
Having lived through it all, I'd say there's a lot of truth to it.