Anonymous ID: 6bb27a Nov. 6, 2020, 12:22 p.m. No.11505172   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>5191 >>5193 >>5240 >>5256 >>5350

>>11505113

TYB

 

>>11504416 /LB

LIBERALS rolling eyes

Have another horror story?

 

What Is That Sound?

"I had a customer leave after we did an inspection on her car.

 

She came back 15 minutes later in a panic, saying that the car would not stop beeping at her.

 

'Sorry,' I told her.

 

'One of the techs must have left your headlights on after checking them.'

 

'No, that's impossible,' she said.

 

'My car has automatic headlights.'

 

I reached in the car and turned the lights off.

 

She had no idea, even though her headlights came on automatically, that there was still a headlight switch."

Anonymous ID: 6bb27a Nov. 6, 2020, 12:24 p.m. No.11505191   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>5240 >>5256 >>5671

>>11505172

"Bad Service"

 

"I replaced the clutch in a car for a woman, then returned her car.

 

By the time I got back to the workshop, there was a message waiting for me.

 

It was her, saying that she couldn't get the car into gear.

 

I was driven back to her house where she stood waiting for me, looking like she was ready to murder someone.

 

I got in the car, started it up, put my foot on the clutch, put it into first gear, and drove it around the block, up and down through every gear.

 

She apologized and off we went back to the workshop once more, only to get the same woman on the phone.

 

This time, she was not just a little angry, but screaming all kinds of curses at us.

 

Back we went to her house. I started the car, put it in gear, and drove around the block again.

 

This time, instead of leaving, we told her to try before we left.

 

She jumped in, started the car, and crunched the gears hard and loud.

 

It was at that point the penny finally dropped.

 

I am almost six feet tall.

 

This woman was about 4'5". She did not move her seat forward, so she was only pressing the clutch pedal a quarter of the way down.

 

After explaining this to her, I got an earful of abuse from her, saying that she did not even know that her car seat COULD move, so how was she supposed to adjust it?

 

She said she would be writing to the newspapers to tell everyone about the bad service she got from our garage."

Anonymous ID: 6bb27a Nov. 6, 2020, 12:27 p.m. No.11505269   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

>>11505240

 

"It's In Drive"

 

"I had to call roadside assistance once because my car would not start.

 

It was 2 a.m. I was freezing and I had no jumper, so I was getting a bit stressed out.

 

I didn't know why it wouldn't start. I called my cousin.

 

He came and could not figure it out either.

 

The roadside assistance guy rolled up, had one look in the car, and said, 'It's in drive.'

 

He put in park and turned it on."