>>11525073 (lb)

Here's how.

BREAKING: Trump wins presidency (me, claiming to be a news agency speaking on behalf of election result certifiers)

versus:

BREAKING: Biden wins presidency (Idiot Box "Networks", claiming to be news agencies speaking on behalf of election result certifiers)

>SUMMARY: The news networks can pretend that they choose the President. They are, in reality, a bunch of gossip girls running tabloid rags.

So who won?

>>11525120

(whoops, answer is "We don't know yet.")

>>11525287

Ze authorities have spoken

>>11525144