Austin, your mom (in the other room) called and wants you to go for another brain scan. Except this time, don't commit federal crimes and the FBI special agents won't have to arrest you again.
OK? Cool.
I told her your calling yourself OSS now, but she said she thought you were Baby Q still, or Future DIA commander returned as Austin…you need to tell her. It's messing with her. Your dad just wants to beat the shit out of you like the Anons…but we're non-violent, so we're taking up a collection for some ax handles and UPS labels for his 'woodshed' project.