I mean
They already paid the deposit
They didn't want to lose the money
Just pivot to "We have to declare victory of the rental company is going to tear down their shit and charge us anyway"
So they put plans in motion
Get your shills to tweet "Joe declaring victory"
Get comped heads of state like Boris to congratulate you
All because you pre-paid for the victory setup
Could be eh?
I need a margin account to short the yuan
Make muh millions
Any Fx traders on here have a decent broker?
Pig farm
Be wary of a pig farm, anon
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You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion.
You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Gracias
Thinkorswim was the one I was trying to remember
Fidelity bought them IIRC but the brand and the tech didn't change
Still running as its own business unit I hope
Thx anon