I found this video looking for something else. I started listening, as these douche bags always end up telling on themselves: brag about their misdeeds. Sure enough I was not disappointed. I did a bit of a breakdown, but I confess I didn't listen to the whole thing, it just pises me off. It deserves a bigger dig, mebe:

0:10 "Good evening, everybody. It is an honor to be here at my last, and perhaps the last White House correspondants dinner."

0:30 "The end of the Republic has never looked better."

0:40 Obama appologizes for being late, explaining he was running on CBT. See pic that this guy was very interested in what was going to be said (I don't know who it is). CBT stands for, Obabma explains, "Jokes that White people shouldn't make".

The two most popular CBT explanations that come up on DuckDuckGo are Congnitive behaviorial therapy or Cock and ball torture, I shit you not.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/cognitive-behavioral-therapy/about/pac-20384610

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_and_ball_torture

1:12 "I'ts a tip for ya, Joe."\

1:17 "Here we are, at my 8th and final appearance at this…unique event."

Obama remarks that if 'this material works well, I might use it at Goldman Sachs next year." "Earn me some tubmans." Pic related

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oh shit, link to video…my bad

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Moar disect of this 'unique event'.

"…Just counting down the days to my death panel."

2:02 Obama intoroduces his 'brilliant' and 'beautiful wife'. "She looks so happy to be here. That's called practice."

After dissing 'his wife' he goes on to predict the next President, "Next year at this time, someone else will be standing here in this very spot, and it is anyone's guess who she will be."

2:50 Obama reminiceses about his 8 years in office, "Eight years ago I said it was time to change the tone of our politics. In hindsight, I clearly should have been more specific."

"Eight years ago I was a young man, full of idealism and 'vigor'." "and, look at me now: I am grey and grisled. Just counting down the days to my death panel."