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Dear Michael B. Jordan,
You are fugly beyond repair.
I will never marry you.
Accept the plight you are given in life.
Remember… "NO DEALS!"
Love,
Me!
Also notice that I said "Accept the plight you ARE given in life" vs. "Accept the plight that you HAVE been given in life!"
I know that the that word "have" will appeal (make sense) to you because it so closely resembles (remembers) AAVE.
Remember why all of this is so self-referntial
Many, i would love to have a giant fucking sit-down with Google to tell them why their fucking search results are so fucking off (awful)…
Unless of course this is all a part of this giant, illegal "make God happy or else you all suffer both in Heaven and in Hell" sort of plan…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euromaidan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maidan
By like very little percentage points…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romy_and_Michele%27s_High_School_Reunion
Next level…
I'm bored!
Where's Henry?
Do I need to unlock IRL DLC?
This looks like a Star Wars parody filmed by Laura Loomed.
If the NSA really has been recording EVERYTHANG…
I'd really like to see who has been gaying it up privately while publicly dating a woman!
You all think that I wouldn't dig THAT deep into your pasts…
But if the NSA really was surveiling all of you…
And if all of this could be bigger than Trump…
And it really does mean that I will get to marry Henry Cavill…
Because let me reiterate this again.
I will never marry anyone who isn't Henry Cavill.
This means someone who is virile, virginal, homosexual, misogynist, racist, ableist, all-around nasty but also nice enough to date and eventually marry my Mary Sue-ass………..
This especially means that I will never marry a GINGER
Q
or a NIGGER
Soooo let it be known to the whole fucking universe
Henry Cavill is my first choice
Sam Heughan is my second choice
Michael B. Jordan is my never choice…
Because I would never marry a fucking indigenous person in my cosmic fairy tale
So let it fucking be known
I will only ever marry Henry Cavill
I would never settle for a fugly like Sam Heughan.
Absolutely would never settle for Tim Tebow or Michael B. Jordan.
Call me a racist or whatever all you want.
But I will literally only marry Henry Cavill.
He is human and PR perfection.
I don't care about your children.
I don't care about whatever fucking adversity you had to face.
I didn't do my thing on the cross to settle for a nigger or somebody less than Henry Cavill (Sam Heughan, Tim Tebow, or Zachary Levi)
Q lies
Nobody is equal or worthy or my love or attention
This whole existence literally exist because of my love & joy for and expectation that I will eventually get married to Henry Cavill
Everyone else is ugly, stupid, meaningless and just there…
Until Henry Cavill finally proposes to me
Because I sure as all fuck/hell do not care for anyone or anything on this planet at this moment
So this is why me, God, or whatever supposed dirty you think I am, may be, or represent for you fucking degenerate losers…
I don't care for any of you.
Biden is the better option.
Trump makes you believe I like niggers.
I really don't.
So be happy the Biden is your next Prez.
Because at least that way I can marry Henry cavill and I can finally stop pretending to like i really wanted or expected any of you guys to exist
This isn't a test
It's the truth
Everything has been way below my expectations
And I can see why you guys would want me to marry a fugly degenerate useless lapdog nigger like Sam or Henry
I guess…
Because you guys really wouldn't expect me to marry Jussie Smollett or Michael B. Jordan… Right?
I'm tired of all of you.
I didn't come back here to marry Michael B. Jordan or Jussie Smollett
I'd sopaoner be branded a pedo sympathizer and marry Sam Heughan than have to settle for a fugly mishapen (mistaken) nigger like Michael B. Jordan
If I had to marry a nigger over henry cavill or Sam Heughan
I would legitimately fucking kill myself
This is exactly what I might have to do because niggers really are so fucking unimportant (or rather, lucky as all fuck for being given suck a big platform in the media, even though everyone fucking hates them and realizes that God made a big fucking mistake…)
Call if a "whoopsie-daisy"
But God Himself
A man, never a woman
I will admit this:
I voted for Trump in 2016 because I hate negroes (is this less bad to say than "niggers?") and their awful, degenerate nigger music that only encouraged me to be more hyper-sexualized and abused than I ever wanted to be)
I will never forgive the bastardization that niggers have imposed on my life.
This is why whites should give blacks a fucking nail.
Give them a finger and these lazy motherfuckers demand the whole fucking arm!
I don't want to fuck a nigger ever, and i will most certainly not settle for less when individuals like Henry cavill and Sam Heughan exist.
Like I said before …
If michael b jordan is the best that the niggers and kikes could come up with for me
I will gladly welcome degenerate white Q followers who are also in militias to kill as many niggers and kikes as possible
Because ultimately …i will never give up on trying to discover what it really means to love
And i could never love a fugly nigger
The god you worship and trust so much to put his name on the fucking piece of paper that institutionalizes and penetrates you absolutely hates you all
No, they disappeared when they found out that God finds niggers so absolutely fugly and deplorable that even Q him or herself wouldn't be able to deal with how awful, ugly, truthful, and honest the ugly reality of this sick experience is.
Can you imagine how awful it would be to be told you would marry Henry Cavill, only to be faced with the awful realization that you have to marry a degenerate piece of shit that God never intended to exist?
I would much rather have the government offer me a peaceful way to euthanasia myself than to marry a nigger or indigenous person.
This is what I truly think of you, Michael B. Jordan…
I would choose to marry Henry Cavill over you because he is perfect and wanted and needed…
Unlike you.
You just exist to appease the breeding stock that only exists because it needed to build my fucking kingdom.
Indigenous.
Lmao…
As if you fucking degenerates could launch a rocket into space without the help of my bloodline.
Yeah, you're all NPCs with no fully-realized control to ever exist over the final outcome.
WWJD?
What would Jesus REALLY do?
Would he vote for Trump because he offers space exploration as a promise?
Or do you vote for Biden to feed all the poors and indigenouses, knowing the space is so much cooler and more exploratory than Earth?
Man, i hope the covid bullshit kicks in real soon because I really wanna go to mars and i don't wanna wait for however long it might take to make the georgia guidestones a reality
Hey Michael B. Jordan…
Do you want to know a secret?
The God you trust and worship finds you physically repulsive and would never marry you, especially when men like Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan exist.