Italy anon here. Italian fake news has this headline today, fwiw:

The First Promise of the New President of the United States of America is Nothing More than Saving the Nation From the Virus

"Joe Biden, the new President of the United States of American, had promised during the election campaign a change in policy in order to deal with the Covid 19 epidemic and a uniform distribution of the vaccine. Just elected, he has affirmed that he will keep his promise."

JUST IN CASE US ANONS DON'T REALIZE THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS RIDING ON THE CORRECT OUTCOME OF THE US ELECTION…

https://it.notizie.yahoo.com/la-prima-promessa-del-nuovo-204047493.html