This is actually quite brilliant. Anyone putting that much thought into passing a drug test gets my respect for their effort.
Never forget what they did:
1) Economic prosperity
2) Peace in the Middle East
3) End of Bush-Obama foreign policy
4) Border Security
5) Criminal justice reform
6) Record employment for blacks and other minorities
7) Returning jobs to the USA
8) Confronting China
9) Bringing NK to the negotiation table
10) Getting rid of exploitive trade deals
11) Holding NATO accountable
12) Lower taxes and regulations.
For starters…NEVER FORGET
He was staring too hard at himself in the mirror and his heat ray vision bounced back and melted his brown. It's the Kryptonian version of Autoerotic Asphyxiation.
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