ANONS

I know that you have all got enough going on with shitposting and the election thing. What you may not know is

8Kun have been holding their own yearly elections for highest ranking anon. It as been a hard fought contest,

and it's still technically not been decided. When Mr Pepe steps down we can move forward. All boards voted by

mail-in ballot and turnout was a massive 150%. The indicators are that I will be highest ranking anon. In the spirit of togetherness,

I have called on my office to start negotiations within the 8kun structure. It is a real thing, see the badge? It says 'official' and 'anon elect'.

My first proposal as highest ranking anon elect is to round up conspiracy theorists. You must go to /x/ and arrest them all

for sedition. If they won't come quietly my office has sanctioned lethal force can be used.

Secondly there will be free gibs for all meme makers, without their tireless effort I would not be anon elect (It IS real!)

Moving forward I hope for a smooth transition from the outgoing team, and hope to ~~rule over you all~~ work together for the next 8 years.