Kek, like that glowie is going to listen.
It's their way of pretending to be originalfags from the SomethingAwful pedophile /b/ days.
Yeah, man.
They're scared, and the media received instructions about this. Do a search for "rudy giuliani four seasons total landscaping" and check out all the reworded but otherwise nearly identical articles.
Feels bad, man.
Here's a Gretchen to cheer you up, anon.
Here's some more for your collection.