I CAN BLIP ALL DAY BABY

THE ALIEN AGENDA HAS BIG SAD FAIL

FUCK, I IP HOPPED. I LOVE CUM.

DON'T FILTER ME. I'M GAY. IT'S HOMOPHOBIC.

OH NO, MY WHEEL IS STUCK. I RAN OVER MY CAT.

UGH. I JUST JIZZED IN MY SPEEDO. I'M SO GAY.

GAIS I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I EVER SAID ABOUT YOU. I'M MAD AT MY OWN INADEQUACIES.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS. I'M SO, SO SORRY. I'M ALSO HYPER-GAY.

KEEP FARTING AROUND AND FART OUT, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, IT WILL NEVER WORK EVER