Next stop: The MOON!
>Things just aren’t sitting right to me.
Hello, captain obvious!
>Biden has been in politics for a very long time.
Well. It was either that or lifeguard.
Tough choice, considering those kids loved rubbing these hairy legs…
>He knows there is no Office of President Elect.
This is just a minor technicality.
We'll shuffle some things around, annex a few billion of those tax-dollars, and POOF! We can make it happen. Joe wants you to know that he is ready to work for you… So long as by 'you' we're clear that he means the CCP and all major corporate donors.
>Why is he doing this?
At this point, it's not safe to have a creepy, senile old man as a lifeguard. It's probably best for all if we just let him run the country.
>What is the purpose of this?
C'mon, man! It says right there in his campaign slogan: No Malarkey! You know what's gonna happen if we try to audit and recount these fraudulent votes? Probably a bunch of malarkey. And we don't want any of that…
So, just accept your new overlord. Because we all know if this thing drags out, your new president-elect won't live to ever get to serve in the real Office of the President, because he'll likely be dead by Christmas. So, let's cut the red-tape and fast-track this thing and stop asking questions. Otherwise, you won't even have a president-elect joe biden and who knows what could happen then?