For the keks. We all need a laugh in these times.

I told my wife I needed a new gun so we voted on it. She voted no, I voted yes. It was a 1-1 tie until overnight 139,000 votes came in for a new gun.

She is now suspicious

https://mobile.twitter.com/JimmySmith300/status/1326571105327443969

People who test Covid negative should wear paper wristbands

https://twitter.com/jennyrickson/status/1326601798929571841

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8938567/Britons-test-negative-Covid-wear-paper-wristbands-Number-10s-nudge-unit-says.html