Anons, widespread outages happening again all across the board. All platforms being affected. Youtube, google, instagram and more.
Instagram, as of right now.
Tons of them going down right now, this one looks big.
A pagan god, worshiped by witches and warlocks.
The best are yet to come ;)
You picked, quite possibly, the dumbest, most asinine, worst place on the whole planet to look for one.