>All of a sudden black market for negative tests appears
>Oh no, we need to make smartphone apps mandatory with digital certificates to check that the negative test is actually genuine
What a coincidence
>I'm the only person not wearing a mask, at work, outside, pretty much everywhere, here…
Yes, normie NPCs are a major problem.
I always wondered how it went with Hitler.
Now I KNOW.
You know what I will unironically do when they start marking positive people and/or people without smartphones?
I will make a nice yellow star sticker with Corona on it, and walk around with that.
Maybe that will make a few NPCs go haywire.
Needs more bright yellow.
Good, good.