>I have never been more disappointed.
I have.
When your ol' lady said I couldn't fuck her in the backhole anymoar.
Bitch please.
Stretched her asshole so much the first time, that's why she told you no Mexican food for like a week that one time.
My dick literally puts the motion in the ocean.
If not for my dick then a person could skip a rock from the US all the way to the UK.