Maybe it's Maybelline… maybe it's meth amphetamine.

"Yeah babe… I got 6 ways to Sunday. I got a pool of ways. I got a way pool. Now come over here and give me a kiss. You're my girl, don't you forget that. Anyone treating ya bad babe? I will fk them up. Family, finances, reputation, career… I got a pool of ways babe. You fkn lying to me? Better not! Now get over here and give me another kiss. Yeah. That's it. We top of the world. I got friends in high places babe. Don't you forget that".

Yeah muvva uckers… we the original. Now get lost and go back to reddit.