"Let's get today's update from the Happenings team. Over to you Anon"

"Well thanks Anon, as you may know it is Day 1112 since the arrival of Q and the predicted Happening, but today I'm afraid, just like every other day, we here at the Happenings prediction desk are predicting once again, zero Happenings will occur today."

"Thanks Anon, and over to you Anon for the weather"

"Hi Anon, once again here in the boards it's raining a heavy amount of hopium although there are signs of a new sad front moving in, we predict a large system of copium to be here in the next few days"

"Thanks Anon, and that about sums it up for today's Q Research news update"