regardless of the larpnigger, 290562538 was the best post of that thread.
is that the guy from oregon?
>being conditioned into mass spending/consumerism on certain days of the year so multi-billion dollar corporations can get rid of their overpriced stock only to re-up and do it all over again
>not being aware that you can get a gift for someone no matter what time of year or day
>slaves pleading to their masters for their bread and circuses back
fuck man, this world is a trip.
>don't tread on me
oi! you got a license for that firearm?! are you registered to use it?
gonna need you to put your arms out to the side and DONT REACH FOR THAT FIREARM OR YOU WILL GET SHOT while we remove the firearm from your person for "our safety" (haha fuck your safety though)
how about a license for posting that? who authorized you to do so?
just need to make sure who you are.
we got a call about suspicious behavior by a "concerned citizen" and now we're here investigating.
where's your proof of insurance?
4th amendment to freely travel and be secure in your papers and possessions? haha fuck that, we need you to sit there on the curb for the next hour while your time is wasted!
where are you headed?
what have you been doing today?
kek, holy fuck…there's so much treading already going on and it's been done incrementally that nobody even noticed.