>>>11657643, >>11657842 Canadian government publishes bid request for "Programmable Hydraulic Guillotines" needed "in support of Canada's response to COVID-19"
NOT NOTABLE
>>11657786 (PB)
https://buyandsell.gc.ca/procurement-data/tender-notice/PW-PD-005-78707
PDF: https://buyandsell.gc.ca/cds/public/2020/05/06/8a0d71f28177c86a47cda8667b8d7676
If anyone actually verified the story, and checked the tender, they'd see it was for paper guillotines (for the National Stat's Office, imagine that).
Even the OP agreed it wasn't notable.