Once upon a midnight dreary,

while I porn surfed, weak and weary,

over many a strange and spurious site, of 'hot chicks galore.'

While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,

suddenly there came a warning,

my heart was filled with mourning,

Mourning for my dear amour.

"Tis not possible!, I pleaded,

but my browser so conceited,

remained blank, I then repeated.

Just a blank and nothing more…

With a scream I was defeated,

My cookies were deleted.

So I begged, no longer seated,

give me back my free hardcore!

Then, in answer to my query,

The net I loved so dearly,

came it's answer, dark and dreary.

Quoth the server, "404."