KFC is Illuminati Confirmed

FINALLY THE TRUTH BEHIND THE DECEPTIVE AND MALICIOUS ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS KFC HAS BEEN REVEALED! THIS COMPLEX SYSTEM OF FACTS AND EQUATIONS TOOK YEARS TO DISCOVER AND DECRYPT. I HOPE THAT THIS PRICELESS INFORMATION WILL GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MIND THAT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY CONTRIBUTE TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE FEW HUMANS NOT CORRUPTED BY THE ILLUMINATI.

KFC. KFC IS RED. DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS RED? THAT IS RIGHT. THE COLOR RED. RED HAS 3 LETTERS. KFC ALSO HAS 3 LETTERS. 3x3=9 7 ATE 9. THEREFORE WE ARE LEFT WITH 7, WHO ATE 9. THERE ARE 7 DAYS IN A WEEK. WEEK. WEEK RHYMES WITH THE WORD BEAK. BEAK. CHICKENS HAVE BEAKS. CHICKEN. CHICKENS HAVE 2 WINGS. HUMANS HAVE 0 WINGS. 2+0=2 THE COLONEL HAS 2 EYES CHICKENS ALSO HAD 2 EYES. 2+2=4 THERE IS 4 LETTERS IN THE FIRST 4 LETTERS OF McDONALD'S. McDONALD'S SELLS CHICKEN. KFC ALSO SELLS CHICKEN. THERE ARE NINE LETTERS IN THE WORD McDONALD'S. NINE. NINE RHYMES WITH THE WORD ELECTROMAGNETIC DELAY LINE. MAGNET. MAGNETS ARE METAL. CAGES ARE ALSO METAL. CHICKENS ARE KEPT IN CAGES IS THIS WHERE KFC GETS THEIR CHICKEN? LET'S FIND OUT. CHICKENS HAVE 2 LEGS AND HUMANS ALSO HAVE 2 LEGS, 2+2=4 THE COLONEL HAD 4 LIMBS, CHICKENS HAVE 2 LIMBS UNLESS YOU COUNT THEIR WINGS WHICH IS 4. 4 DIVIDED BY 4 is 1, THE ILLUMINATI HAS 1 EYE.

KFC IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED