anon help request. i wrote this and tried to make it a meme but everything i did looked kinda shitty. i tried a big grinch graphic and a messed around with a some other grinch stealing christmas and the sad charlie brown stick christmas tree but everything i did just looked stupid. so putting this out there if someone wants to try to make it better. i wanted to make a fauci grinch but thats way beyond my abilities. i think this is worth making look nice i juts cant do it. maybe somebody else can
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Fauc;
Locked down tight, we’ll see no fun,
Hiding from the ‘rona, is what must be done,
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
With masks and googles, protecting their heads;
Mama wears her scarf, My hat ne’er I doff,
Because my boss let me go, and they turned the gas off
When on my feed, arose such a clatter,
I had to check Twitter,
To see what was the matter,
The sky is falling, the sky is falling,
They shrieked again, and again
And I believed as hard as I could, because it was CNN
The chainsaw bears have brought the murder hornets,
And there is no end in sight,
Mama cries on the floor, because she can take no more,
And through the gloom, I hollered out across the room,
“Make sure your distancing circle is all right!”
On Blitzer, on Cooper, on Cuomo, Acosta,
I’m triggered anew,
By this torturous ambrosia,
I continue to view,
We’ve all heard, to flatten the curve
Lock up our churches, and shut down our schools,
Burn our cities, and silence dissent,
Defund the police, and plot against our president,
But I’ve had enough, it doesn’t relent,
I want my country back, my patience is spent,
I will not comply; I do not consent