A skunk sprayed somewhere near my house. The smell is very strong.

I went inside and farted and it smelled so bad I had to go outside for fresh air.

No joke the air smelled sweet like flowers after smelling my fart.

No pungent intended.

I'll never eat at the airport again.

I think I'm going to have pink eye in my nostrils after this.

It's a thick smell in my house and it still smells after about 10 minutes.

I think I need to go to the hospital.

I might have poisoned my pets accidentally with my pootering.

This is not a shitpost.

There is plenty of sauce.

>>11675392

I was just about to mention how there's no way a human could possibly create such a devastating concoction of foulness, then you posted that pic.

I guess it is possible

>>11675412

I think you need to go to the hospital too

>>11675383

You know that feeling when you scorch your tongue on hot soup or something?

That's what the mucous membranes in my nose feel like.

I'd take a skunk smell any day over this.

You ever heard of seeing stars?

I'm smelling stars

I'm going to have to wash my britches after this

>>11675477

I felt like I was cutting an onion.

Couldn't see