Dear 45/Q:
May I inform you the you are FUCKED as of right now.
For some ungodly reason your geniuses in the FEDERAL eastern district of ______ have decided to forward a request of jury duty for my partner girlfriend.
NOT and I say NOT a smart thing to do.
We have registered a 8 maybe 9 on the earthquake meter BS measuring device.
I of course understand that based on the sealed indictment list, realize that more individuals than normal might just might be required to respond to federal inquires for jury duty service.
But do to your lack of intelligence you have through a lottery selection process have selected the wrong individual.
I have given you fair warning.
I therefore am axing for reparations for cruel and unusual punishment in picking my companion for this duty to be served. Of course your people will have to deal with my people during the day a pray to GOD for yout that the jury is not sequestered.
It would be a gift to me and it might help you in your reparations case with me BUT I would not wish this for your FEDERAL employees.
SO with that being said it might just might be in your and B2 Bombers best interest to avoid her application for jury duty.
By the way there might just be on advantage to her being on a FEDERAL jury and that is you could avoid the cost of a judge and executioner.
With that being said I will leave that up to B2 Bomber and his team if they are willing to take the wrath of a upset deranged woman in the near future and saving taxpayer dollars.
I for one am in favor of saving taxpayer dollars.
BUT just to inform you misguided youts……..
BOY ARE YOU GUYS & GIRLS FUCKED….
Because she just read the 3-4 months of service requirement.
If you really and I really mean if you want Sidney and Wood to meet the real Kracken just let me know.
Even the dog is having nightmares right now and she is running away in her sleep.
I will self medicate tonight BUT where do I send bills for future prescriptions which I know I will need in the near future?