The Tale of Two Bidens
The defendant’s double is escorted into the Supreme Courtroom. Everyone gasps. Many whisper, “What’s going on?”
Associate Justice Thomas Clarence stands, interlaces his hands in front of his robe, and announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, it has come to our attention that not all is what it seems, and I must inform you… that you are watching a movie.”
The double is placed next to the defendant. They look at each other with their mouths agape.
Justice Clarence continues, “What some of you might be feeling is the utterly surreal. It is fear. Fear of the unknown. Make no mistake, it appears we are seeing double. Two realities have converged here at this moment in this very sanctum. The spotlight of God has been swung and cast. Exposed is the enemy that stands here before us, is an actor. Like all actors, he is a shapeshifter. He can look like any one of us, he can talk like any one of us, he can disappear without nearly a trace. An actor never shows his true face in public. What we are about to embark upon today, and for the next several days, shall lift the lens of law under God’s spotlight upon thy enemy’s face, where his face shall melt away to reveal who Joe Biden truly is.”