His meat is smoking
Like to become a clown hunter?
Got what it takes to tackle Bozos?
Or Just Curious about the whereabouts of clowns?
CLOWN TRACKER
might be for (you)
Why create Clown Track?
The application's developer responds:
Clown Track was mainly created because clowns are quite possibly the worst thing walking this Earth, I used to think they were for my amusement and very funny. But that was until I had an encounter with a creepy clown.
About six weeks ago when all this 'clown drama' started to begin I was personally affected by a clown here on OU's campus. I was walking down court street with a friend, and then I saw a large man carrying a bag and in his hand was a clown mask. After we passed him I asked my friend, " Was he holding a clown mask?" and got a "No way" response so I blew off the thought. Later that night when walking home I saw a large man being put into the back of a police car; and it turns out that man was part of a group that dresses up as creepy clowns and chases/attacks people.
…Now with "Clown Track" this situation cannot happen again, and it will only take a few seconds to tell people around you about sightings of clowns. You can now walk home without looking over your shoulder every 30 seconds.
Clown Track Features
This app comes with many different features, including an updated "Clown Radar", "social media updates" , "anonymous chat", and an "Emergency dial".
Clown Radar: Essentially like the app "Waze" where your current location is updated by other app users of different clown sightings within your area. This radar shows the apparent location of a clown marked with a clown hat emoji, while the location of the report is marked by a magnifying glass. Your location is also included to show how close you are to the clowns in your area.
Social Media Updates: This portion of the app is not linked to your personal social media accounts but to the world-wide database from Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube. It searches every term or #hashtag of words related to "Clown" "Clown sightings" "ICP" and other related words and bases them off of your current location to get the most relevant updates to the user. It also shows the tweets of popular accounts such as "@Clownclann" and "@Clown_Sightings" to help locate clowns on the national level.
Anonymous Chat: The chat is linked to everyone within 10 miles of your location to help precisely locate clowns or the clown's appearance or what they were doing, etc. This is meant to help people much faster than updating the map and to help not overload the radar with possible false accusations.
Emergency Dial: Possibly the most important safety aspect to Clown Track. If the user feels in danger, or threatened by any means this app calls the local police department; does not have to be by a 'Clown attack' but for any safety reason.
https://sites.google.com/site/clowntrack/
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