Ivanka farts!!! OH NOOOOO

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8961865/amp/Ivanka-Trump-blamed-fart-classmates-bratty-teenager.html

I’d let her fart waft around my chin before taking in the first pull of smell. Making sure to appreciate the warmth, not just the smell.

Then I’d take the 2nd pull of smell. It has a sting.This time I’d hold it in until I couldnt hold my breathe any longer. In hopes of inducing a deep, deep cough that allows some of the trapped breathe re-enter my body. Biological osmosis.

The third pull of smell would be the very last of the non-diluted odor. Any remaining lingering smell of her fart would be a shell of the true potency. This is the breath I would cherish the most. I’d focus more on taste rather than smell and let the entire affair crescendo into a lovely madness. I bet the it would smell like a warm Clif bar mixed with rabbit poo poo.

Headed to sleep.

Night shift checking out.

Stay comfy daytime anons.