Rampant organized (rico levels of) voter fraud in every state and what does the FBI decide to investigate? A group of women that like rubbing one out.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962029/Inside-orgasm-cult-investigation-FBI.html
FBI is investigating women that like to masturbate.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962029/Inside-orgasm-cult-investigation-FBI.html