The syntax seems European, maybe German or Slav.
Call him "Special Guest Poster" - ?
She could spend $50,000 on a jacket and it still looked like a 50 cent feed sack when she wore it.
Actually, Barbara Crowley WAS Barbara Bush, some say. Because her biological father is rumored to be Aleister Crowley, the self-styled "Wickedest Man in the World."
Just like little Chelsea Clinton is said to actually be Chelsea Hubbell.
And like Prince Harry is rumored to actually be Harry Hewitt or perhaps Harry Dyer.