I have been sharing crumbs with my co-workers, despite their skepticism, but I think that they are actually waking up.
When I showed this picture of Hussein and Maggie to a co-worker with children, I saw shock in his face. I told him that it's believed Obama's band-aid was covering a spirit cooking injury. I explained that they are supposed to cut the middle finger of their left hand. This leads my co-worker to chime in "That's the most protected finger on your hand, it would be hard to accidentally cut!" He's right, it would be a weird injury to only cut your middle finger accidentally, usually you'd cut your index, pinky, or multiple fingers… But just the middle finger…
They are waking up!