The Dominion vs The CIA
With the U.S. Senate Intelligence torture report’s description of the CIA’s über-nasty anal food rapes still upsetting our stomachs, we seek an antidote in a little consensual BDSM. Since the CIA’s quasi-secret Sexual Torture and Degradation Department’s “enhanced interrogation techniques” (EIT) were not only vile but resoundingly ineffective, they continued for two basic reasons—from which all lame excuses spring: 1) Sadistic Glee. You can see it in Dick Cheney’s sneer, and 2) “Hubristic Incompetence” (as defined by David Owen). For that, just look at the other chickenhawk pussy named Bush.
All these U.S. government-bankrolled arrogant fools and sadistic anal fetishists really need an outlet other than the defenseless and nonconsenting posteriors of POWs, and for them, for you, for our country, our friends and our so-called “enemies,” the Institute is currently offering a hefty holiday discount on sex therapy. No, it isn’t free, but it’s a lot cheaper than the $81 million fee we the American people paid “the American Mengales,” Drs. Bruce Jessen and James Mitchell, for their torture services. We’ll even throw in a copy of The Bonobo Way. After all, rapport-based interrogation is the only kind that (sometimes) actually works, and the bonobos are role models of rapport in the great ape world.