She not worried about camel toe. She worried about elephant trunk.
The recent Denver shooter was a Pinkerton-supplied operative, iirc
Hanlon’s razor is about as blinkered and naïve a principle as might be conceived. It’s precisely like approaching every disconcerting proposition with the presupposition of “conspiracy theory.”
And, in the intel field, Ockham’s razor is shit: for reasons too obvious to mention.