I don't remember General Washington beginning the process of surrender and then commanding his men to fight on anyway without any clear direction or goal. Today was fucked, no matter how you spin it.
The jokes about the "people of Wal-Mart" might seem mean, but it's truly a cross-section of the bottom IQ percentile of America. People so dumb, docile and sheepish that they'll do literally whatever they're told. They could implement a policy that requires everyone over the age of 18 to shove a dildo up their ass before entering the store to prevent the spread of covid through farts, and at least 70% of regulars would still shop there. I go there now to remind myself what a dystopian hell I live in.
The song choice makes much more sense now.
The message is clear: The Republic matters, individual citizens do not. It was foolish to think otherwise and frankly we're a sick, disgusting society and deserve every negative thing that's about to happen to us.
>angry at criticism of Wal-Mart
>can't even form sentences or use proper capitalization/punctuation
I rest my case.
So you lied to me :(
Bro Wal-Mart people are so God damn stupid that it's been a meme since before Bush's 2nd term. There was an entire website dedicated to it back in the day. If you get that triggered over someone who unironically shops there all the time (me) stating the obvious, you're clearly too retarded to be here and should probably kill yourself.
I have to admit, he got me with this one. I should know by now that he throws fakeouts out there just to bait the retards. I and too many took the bait today.
Fuck this has been the worst birthday ever.