California smells like when you eat a lot of broccoli and you had too much coffee in the day time and then your asshole explodes on the toilet so bad it has like stains on the sides of the toilet bowl and under the seat some how.

I understand this is pretty specific but you get my point California smells like broccoli diarrhea. Exactly like broccoli diarrhea. Remember that I said it here first. B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I…DIARRHEA