So many marks trying to figure out who are the babyfaces and who are the heels. But hey, that's what makes a good feud and puts asses in seats right? Did you buy your program? Maybe a t-shirt? Please tell me you're not a belt mark sitting in the front row tv-side with a World Heavyweight Champion strap you bought on eBay.

Anywho, have you enjoyed the prelim matches? You know it gets better as you get to the top of the card. Are you ready for the Big Swerve and the Dusty Finish? The babyfaces go over. I got that straight from the booker. Dusty Finish. But don't spoil it for the marks. Kayfabe brother.

See you at the gimmick table Slap Nuts.