Democrats went down to Georgia.
They were lookin' for an election to steal.
They were in a bind 'cause Joe was way behind.
Forging ballots that were not real
They came across an obituary of a voter that had begun rot.
And the Democrats filled out a ballot and said "I bet we can do this a lot."
"I bet you didn't know this but we control the process too
And if we care to take a dare, we can turn this state blue.
Now Trump would win fairly, boy, but give the Dems their due.
Pretty good thing we have no soul 'cause we think we know better than you."
Then Trump said, "My name's Donny, and I know the fix is in"
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Donny, the American people know so run your campaign hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the media deals the cards.
And if you win, we'll turn the US into gold,
But if you lose, the country will lose its soul.
The Democrats opened up their case and they said, "I'll start this show."
And sharpie flew from their fingertips they filled out another row.
And they pulled the media's puppet strings and they made an evil hiss.
And a band of celebrities joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Democrats finished, Donny said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Fraud in this election." Run, boys, run!
Lies and theft will be exposed by the sun
By the end of all this The People will know
Did Joe Biden really win? No, child, no"
Joe Biden bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
Democrat criminals begging mercy on the ground at Donny's feet.
Donny said, "With Voter ID laws this will never happen again,
'and I've told you onceyou son of a bitchI'm the best there's ever been."
And he played:
"Fraud in this election." Run, boys, run!
Lies and theft will be exposed by the sun
By the end of all this The People will know
Did Joe Biden really win? No, child, no"