That motherfucker ain't no KRAKEN. That's a SPARATACUS.
The most subversive of the known species of Treasonous FuckAmericus. The Sparatacus is widely known to spew incoherent, vile and rancid marxist rhetoric while claiming to be virtuous, without taint and Holy.
Wild gesticulations are a characteristic of this particular species including distorted facial expressions causing it's potential victims to laugh hysterically before it delivers it's non lethal strike. In reality, the Sparatacus is one of the most vulgar and hideous creatures of the DS Zoo and will lie, cheat and steal to get what it wants.
The Sparatacus is known to frequent homo bath houses in and around NJ but is more at home in the homo haunts of it's preferred domicile known as the DC swamp where it gets and receives support from other vile species of the Treasonous FuckAmericus vermin.